EFFector Vol 23, No. 09 April 1, 2010 editor@eff.org A Publication of the Electronic Frontier Foundation ISSN 1062-9424 effector: n, Computer Sci. A pretentious word you should never use in conversation. : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : In our 5.32 * 10^2 issue: * European ACTA Negotiators Reject "Three Strikes" Moniker Seething Danes were seen stomping out of the ACTA negotiation chambers in Wellington, New Zealand, citing frustration with the United States negotiators' continued pushing of "three strikes" proposals. "ACTA is an international agreement," fumed negotiator Olaf Atdis. "It's absurd for the United States to continue demanding a baseball analogy when a football analogy would be much more representative of the diversity of the negotiating countries." "Three strikes" laws and policies require Internet service providers to automatically disconnect their Internet users on repeat allegations of copyright infringement by entertainment company complaints, but EU negotiators reportedly prefer a "carding" system. ISPs that receive complaints would issue "yellow cards" and "red cards," tracking the official penalty system of the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA). EFF spoke out against both naming conventions. "These sports analogies are antithetical to the spirit of the open Internet," argued EFF International Director Gwen Hinze. "The Internet is much more like the Force, which as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial complaints should not result in an individual being severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous." For more about yellow cards, red cards, the Force, and ACTA: http://eff.org/r.2hu : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * Google Asks, 'Are You Done With That Sandwich?' Lawyers from EFF warned this week of the implications of Google Sidle, a new beta product the company describes as, "Bringing our mission of organizing the world's information to your cafeteria," but which one EFF lawyer described as, "Creepy, even for Google." Companies and schools subscribing to Sidle will have the convenience of not having to bus their own trays in exchange for allowing Google-nominated "Foodlers" to review leftovers for what the company describes as "analysis intended to improve food offerings and better target future nourishment." Customers can later visit personalized webpages describing what they didn't eat and how tasty it turned out to be. "Google's business model has always relied on collating all the great free stuff on the Internet -- stuff that you might otherwise have missed," said the official blog entry announcing the service. "Our maintenance staff noticed a lot of free food in our award-winning restaurants was going to waste. After that insight, it only took Google engineers a few weeks to take the benefits of our foraging to millions. It also gives our hungry Googlers (or 'hungrooglers,' as we fondly refer to them) the opportunity to sample cafeteria food from around the country." While initially cautious beta-testers have been reportedly swayed by the bright primary colors of the mu-mus early "Foodlers" have worn, privacy experts warn that new Sidle customers may be giving away more than they realize. "Consumers should ask themselves some hard questions about this free service," said Kurt Opsahl, Senior Staff Attorney at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, "such as 'Why don't these people just buy their own food,' 'Where do they take this stuff,' 'Why do they wear those gloves when they're taking it,' and, most importantly, 'Why do they keep staring at me while I'm trying to eat?'" Even some employees within Google are said to have concerns about how much pre-launch testing the new, experimental service has undergone. "Usually we extensively self-trial these new social networking features within the organization," said one anonymous source, "but as soon as the Sidle people started talking about 'dogfooding,' everyone just stopped sitting near them at lunch." Sidle is reportedly a "20% project," a unique Google custom where the 20% of the engineers with the poorest socialization skills are put to work on projects that management does not closely supervise and can retrospectively deny all knowledge of. Other 20% projects have included the "GTalk Slightly Too Loudly" instant messaging client that relayed private conversations to the Google search index (as well as everyone else in the room), and the extremely short-lived "Google Boggle Ogle Goggles (Street View Edition)." For more about Google Sidle: http://eff.org/r.2hu : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : * EFF Launches New Temporal Privacy Initiative On Friday, EFF published "Who Knows When You Are," an informational guide to protecting your temporal privacy. Although location-based services are becoming commonplace, EFF is concerned about a new, more established threat: that data from most communications services can pinpoint exactly when you are, whenever you are. "There is a timestamp for pretty much every digital interaction you have, whether it's sending an IM or email or accessing a webpage," said EFF Senior Staff Technologist Peter Eckersley in a charming Australian accent. "When you are is strictly your own business. No one -- not physicists, nor philosophers -- should be able to stake a claim on when you are when you don't want to be." For more about the "Who Knows When You Are" whitepaper: http://eff.org/r.2hu : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : . : miniLinks ~ Facebook Adds "It's Complicated" Comment Option Facebook added a new button designed to disambiguate users' feelings about status updates pertaining to copyright laws, Terms of Service Agreements, and locked-down Apple products. However, Facebook continued its refusal to add a "dislike" button, noting that users have clearly indicated that they would like pushing such a button, making their feelings, at best, complicated. http://eff.org/r.2hu ~ Google to Reverse Privacy Snafu with Google Zubb Responding to the backlash caused by Google Buzz exposing Gmail users' frequently emailed contacts, Google Zubb instead identifies your "least favorite contacts" before forcibly and publicly extricating them from your digital social circle. http://eff.org/r.2hu ~ Social Game-maker Zynga Unveils Captivating New Game Attempting to replicate the success of the Farmville and Mafia Wars games, Zynga today introduced "Social Networking: The Game," an application that allows users to run their own social networking startup. Players profit by obtaining users and gathering dizzying quantities of private information and social connection data. 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